NFL is BACK and The Bengals Have Surpassed the Steelers

Before you Steeler fans come in here and say "hOw MaNy SuPeR bOwLs???"

Read the article and take your damn bias out of it. Yes you are correct, I in no way shape or form am saying the Steelers are historically a bad team or heck I'm not even saying the Bengals are a better team than the Steelers historically. But after last year, how can you sit there and take the Steelers over the Bengals going forward? Please name one position group that is better than the Bengals

Last year yes, you had the better offensive line but this year? I think not, so I got you beat there…. Take a look at the graph below. (Bengals ranked 15th Steelers ranked 30th)

Now I don’t even agree with everything Warren Sharp says but this was the only graph I could find. You can google it yourself! And if you find a 2022 projection that has the Steelers above the Bengals then your not looking at a reliable website/ source! Ok now that we can agree the Offensive line edge goes to the BENGALS in 2022.

RECEIVING CORE

Now if you're one of the Steeler fans that thinks Pittsburgh has an all around better receiving core then can you do me a favor? Please take one step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE. Diontae Johnson can’t hold Ja’marr Chase’s jock strap, and I would be willing to say Tee Higgins beats him as well. Now this one is a toss up when comparing stats but the edge goes to the younger receiver (Tee) here I mean look at the below, Tee is beating him where it counts.

Ok Steeler fans I wont beat you up too much Claypool is the equivalent to Tyler Boyd if not slightly better MAYBE, but we can agree Bengals have the edge. I’m obviously not factoring in the new draft class, maybe George Pickens is better than Tyler Boyd too but don’t even @ me and say Pickens is on the same level as Tee.

QUARTERBACK

Oh baby I’ve been waiting years for FAT Ben Rapistburger to retire. Joe Burrow, Joey Cool, Joey ICE IN HIS VEINS, Joey Clutch, Cincinnati JOE, now I don't gotta pull up Joe Burrows Stats to prove he was better than Fat Ben last year and anyone who knows football knows Joe Burrow will easily if not double, Kenny Small Hands Pickett's stats. Joe Burrow is the kryptonite to the Steelers, Joey B is the messiah of Cincinnati, you simply cannot come up with one stat that says he’s not.

Fuck is he cool

RUNNING BACK

Ok you guys win the morality spot when comparing Najee and Joe Mixon, no argument there….. but when does morality win you an AFC Championship? Now first thing I want to address about the 2021 season, as you know the Steelers O Line was better than the Bengals in 2021 so Najee would have the better stats right?🥴 Wrong, now I'm not saying Najee isn’t a great running back at all, but Joe beats him (and women sometimes)*. See the below. I know Ben couldn’t throw worth a damn, so half the time he would throw check downs to Najee which of course boost his stats but lets take a deeper look. We established Steelers had the better

DEFENSE

Let me start out by respectfully saying TJ Watt and Minkah are good athletes, now let me say they didn’t do enough to propel the Steelers D to be better than the Bengals in 2021. Yes Pitt has some studs in some positions but as a defensive unit all together we have you beat. Yes it is close and 2022 will be a close call on who’s better cuz neither PIT or CIN have made any huge signings so see the chart below and be happy as a Steelers fan cuz its a tie. (Arguably Bengals drafted a better defensive core than the Steelers this year but hey ill give you a half win)

Us Bengal Fans have gone through too many shitty years, We have gone through too many blowouts, we went through the Dalton years losing in the GD playoffs to you guys. It’s our fucking time so until you beat a healthy Joey B sit the fuck down and count your Super Bowls from the 80s. And if you want meaningful Stats look at the last 10 years and tell me who has more AFC championships and playoff wins 😏It’s Cincinnatis turn now baybayyyyyyy.

P.S We’re just getting used to this winning thing, I wish you Steelers the best of luck because your going to need it. You got a decade of Joey B coming at ya… its your turn to feel the wrath of Joey B like we did when you guys had the the

QB for the most rapes in the AFC North.

P.S.S what’s the deal with Acrisure (see blog below)? I’ve never even heard of Acrisure! So I would have to say Bengals get the edge and the tegrity with the stadium name of Paul Brown Stadium.

Stay Tuned Ladies and Gents I'm just getting started on the reigning AFC Champions YOUR CINCINNATI BENGALS

*WE DO NOT SUPPORT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

Disclaimer: this blog was written without the input of any Steeler fan and in no way reflects the option of the editor (Big Brain)