Stop Shitting Like A Poor Person

What’s going on everybody, recently I stopped shitting like a poor person and purchased a bidet and my oh my this has changed my shitting life to the fullest. I am honestly frightened to go out to the world and not have the bidet leaving me feeling as clean as I’ve ever been.

For me it started when my friend The Log Dog purchased a bidet for his newly purchased home (renovated his basement recently too) and my entire friend group questioned him for the move. He was adamant about letting us know how much more awesome shitting was since the purchase.

Weeks, almost months go by and The Log Dog is the only one experiencing how the rich shit. Then over the last week, four of us have purchased, installed and used the bidet. All had just about the same reaction of why the fuck didn't we do this earlier. Even my other friend Mason Jack was bashing myself and T_Mills for purchasing one, then not even an hour later he confirms his purchase. The bidet wave is real and I felt it even though I was part of the start.

This will run you $34.99 on Amazon and it's the perfect price. Installation, pending on mental status, should not take more than 10 minutes. Quick installation video with the specific brand you get can make it way easier. The bidet wave is no longer just for the rich and as much as you think it still is, which you're probably right, you can at least shit rich.