Roller Blading: Everyone Should Do It

I just recently got into roller blading and it has been the sickest thing I currently do (I'm pretty sweet I know). Since I started I always get asked about it and why I got into blading so I figured, what better way then to lay out the FAQ's and entice people to join blade gang.

Funny enough shortly after I purchased roller blades and started blading a mass tiktok trend started of people moving on from hot guy/girl walks and onto blade gang, because blade gang does not see attractiveness it just sees that you're made to blade (sorry).

Okay, now time for the FAQ's

Is roller blading faster than walking?

Yes

Is roller blading faster than riding a bike?

No

Is roller blading dangerous?

Yes, but in a fun way

What to avoid when blading?

Any sand/dirt piles or you will topple.

Try to avoid these as much as possible... trust me from experience.

Obviously avoid wildlife and shit too,

And cars and people walking.

Can you get seriously hurt roller blading?

I mean sure if you suck at blading

How cool are roller blades?

Cooler than the other side of the pillow

How much are roller blades?

Blade gang doesn't give a shit about the price they just care to blade

When is the best time to roller blade?

Anytime mercury is in retrograde avoid the blades, they do not mesh well with the stars

When should I start blading?

That's up to you fam my recommendation would be to go to your local blade store (Dick's or Academy) and pick up blades and start today

Are you any good at blading?

My brother in christ, if I weren't good at blading do you think I would have the BALLS to write this? There are no stupid questions besides this one.