Happy Hump Day: Live Action Nickelodeon and Disney Shows Tiered

What's going on everybody, happy hump day and today I wanted to tier what live action Disney and Nickelodeon shows confirmed my sexuality of being a straight man. Lets be real with ourselves too, animated shows confirmed it too but that's for another blog.

S Tier: Wizards of Waverly Place, Zoey 101 & Victorious

• Wizards: Alex Russo that is all... Honorable mention Theresa Russo

• Zoey 101: Show was full of complete smoke shows including the introduction of Victoria Justice

• Victorious: From Victoria to Jade to Cat and even Trina had me crushing hard

A Tier: Ned's Declassified, Hannah Montana & George Lopez

• Ned's: Moz, Missy Meany, Lisa Zemo (Total Velma takes off glasses effect, complete smoke) and let's not forget about Suzie Crabgrass

• Hannah Montana: Hannah/Miley and Lilly carried but that's all they needed cause i'd be damned if I didn't want the best of both worlds

• George Lopez: I may get crucified for not having this as S tier but its my personal preference so fuck off. Angie made me love milfs and Veronica made me love girls

B Tier: Suite Life on Deck & Drake and Josh

• Suite Life on Deck: This is clearly above Suite Life because the smokes that were in that show got even smokier, London Tipton and Maddie Fitzpatrick but the addition of Bailey Pickett (Debby Ryan) and Emma Tutweiller (Erin Cardillo) put this clearly at the top of B tier

• Drake and Josh: No main characters besides Mrs. Parker-Nichols and Mindy Crenshaw but just the amount of smokes that Drake would pull had me wanting what he had*

C Tier: iCarly & Sonny with a Chance

• iCarly: Sam Puckett had my heart but gotta show love to Carly Shay cause she got way hotter as the show went on, but cannot forget my initial introduction to Emily Ratajkowski as Gibbys girlfriend, you get the ultimate smoke you get on my list

• Sonny with a Chance: This was right at the end of my childhood sitcom watching days but I still appreciate the introduction of Demi Lovato (Sonny Munroe) into my life and yes she has fallen off but at the time I wanted Sonny to be my chance

D Tier: Suite Life of Zack & Cody

• Suite Life: Yes this is on the bottom of the list but still holds a strong place in my heart because London Tipton hit my spoiled rich girl heart strings and Maddie Fitzpatrick hit my hard working girl heart strings, as I said in B Tier both got way hotter in Suite Life on Deck. I'll give a shoutout to Carey Matrin too cause even though she had the Karen haircut I'd still take her out back to speak to the manager.

*I Do Not Condone Any Action Drake Bell Has Done In Real Life